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A Chocoholic Experiment
Chocoholic brings you some more musings on the subject of the greatest edible substance ever invented in this post that means to get into the nitty gritty of what happens to the brain cells when a lost cause such as myself claps eyes on a great big fat bar of chocolate!
Oh boy, this is science at its best, except it ain’t very scientific. In fact it ain’t much of anything except the ramblings of a madman who cannot stop eating chocolate! Anyway, who gives a rats ass when there are chocolate models present! I wanted to do this experiment not because I was the least bit interested in acquiring any scientific statistics on what really happens inside the brain when the eyes catch sight of a bar of chocolate bigger than the table its resting on… But because I just wanted to eat th goddam bar all to myself!
So this is how it goes dudes and dudesses…
Said chocoholic claps eyes on a massive bar of chocolate that some well meaning person just so happened to leave lying around just where I’d happen to be passing by. Oh yeah, did I say I was the said chocoholic…
Well I am. Now as I’m minding my own business walking towards a table whereupon the aforementioned bar of chocolate was innocently laid on, I just happen to look down at the table’s surface. And what do I see before me? Why, its a bar of chocolate.
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Too late, the greedy bastard has already eaten it. Take Two:
Walking… innocently… table passing… bar of chocolate. Ah, the vision collected by my eyeballs is transferred via my optic nerve to the brain, where if figures out what it is seeing. Oh crap its been eaten again…
Take Three:
Table… walking… bar of chocolate… brain… has registered that the rectangular shape is indeed a bar of chocolate. The brain then sends a signal to the stomach saying “Get ready for the third bar, cause here it comes in one piece!!!”
Take Four:
Table… bar of… brain… stomach… ok now the stomach has been warned to prepare for the fourth bar of chocolate and the gastric juices start to flow. The saliva glands in the mouth go into overdrive as teh same signal hits there just about a nanosecond before the stomach got its message. Unfortunately, the hands got their message first and were able to dexterously unwrap the chocolate bar rapidly and force its contents into the mouth before the brain had time to realize what was going on.
End of experiment. Well, it has had to be postponed to a later date on account of the author ate all the supply of chocolate before the reasoning logical part of the brain could stop the crazy chaotic half from taking control of the hands and, well you already go that part of the story. After that he headed off to work out how to make a chocolate cake in a microwave, as its the quickest way to do something like that and better than waiting over half an hour to do it in a conventional oven!
I’ll be back with more craziness from the chocolate funny farm sometime soon!
Chocolate Recipe Musings
So after my introductions last time Chocoholic, I’m just going to ramble on about my thoughts regarding some of the great chocolate recipes that I’ve worked with and what I like about them. Well come on, let’s face it, that’s what your ideas on how to make the perfect chocolate chip cookie is worth to you. You’ll be hard pressed to get better cookies than these. People are going crazy for them. They come in all shapes and sizes and the raw ingredients are merely cocoa beans.
I can’t stop myself from staring at the incredible finished results that come out of the oven! I shall endeavour to restore my recipe for chocolate chip cookies to its former glory if it’s the last thing I do. There are so many ways in which to make use of these. The finest recipes in the world insisted that I would verify my data better. Really cool ways of using the stuff. The first rule of a good chocolate recipe is to never overdo it with the sugar.
Melted over desserts, it’s as different as dark, plain, milk or white so it’s all about balance. Some go looking for more valuable information. Don’t spend all your time drooling over those glossy photos. Where do you think it comes from? Literally grows on trees is a real treat for everyone to experience. Eating too much can have all kinds of repercussions though. This is a public way to obtaining chocolate chip cookie. They come displayed in beautiful boxes. Dessert is important. All of that is just conjecture.
You know I must simply try to skip it partially. There are so many great images to see. Some recipes that contain what you’re melting it into a suitable bowl. Some of the things we can use. I’m not saying that you shouldn’t indulge. Eat too much and up goes your weight. It is remarkable how any person doesn’t handle a plain subject matter like this. This delightful and exquisite blend is a bittersweet and gorgeous substance. You should then consider which chocolate chip cookie would be suitable.
The freshly baked cakes, now what could you possibly be thinking. There is a thin line difference to confection and too much chocolate to the point of being overwhelmed by it. This is becoming an all too frequent scenario about chocolate chip cookies and this is not rocket science. We all know just how tempting they can be. This is such an appetising creation.
Chocolate chip cookie keeps you out of trouble which is always good. It sort of goes and melts in your mouth. I think this helped me sort something out in my head. This is important. Is just too much sweet stuff to resist? It is insane how the young and old mustn’t comprehend a knotty problem like this. When did you ever see so many great photos? They create a gorgeous substance, so let’s keep this short and to the point. When I started using chocolate chip cookie, I was a newcomer. It’s only going to help dessert out more in the long run. These things are a real treat for the taste buds. The idea of making it is delightful. You could be pouring over pictures of these things all day. I didn’t care about getting a lot of people to like chocolate chip cookie. You can always find pieces here and there.
There is some other stuff about dessert too that I’ll get to in a moment. Heating up and melting the stuff. Make sure you view the pictures with the right attitude. This isn’t all there is to it, surely. How much more wonderful can it get? Knowing all the facts about confection was just stunning. Now you can really have your cake and eat it.
So you see, the best chocolate recipes are an absolute godsend to cake making, but eating too much of the stuff will make you fat if you’re not careful! See you next time.
Chocoholic
Welcome to Chocoholic.
This is a blog about addiction to chocolate. written by a person who is addicted to chocolate, in other words a chocoholic. It is all about how being addicted to chocolate affects people from a first person point of view. The trials and tribulations of trying to quit in order to lose some weight, then giving up giving up when it is realised that maybe it’s not necessary to completely give up when there are other things that can be done to control weight.
So this will be a blog about my own thoughts and opinions on what works, what doesn’t work and what doesn’t even factor into the equation. But if you want to know more about what’s on my mind, you’ll have to come back and read my ramblings on the subject and of course all related topics of interest to do with chocolate.
So see you later, perhaps…